What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots