What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.