What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations