Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations