Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.