Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Transgender Jokes More Transgender Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.