What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.