What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!