What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.