What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.