What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.