What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.