What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River