What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg?

An abortion with home sickness.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.