What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg?

An abortion with home sickness.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.