What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.