What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.