What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.