What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.