What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.