What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!