What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!