What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...