What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.