How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.