How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.