What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.