How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance