How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!