What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.