What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon