How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit