How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.