Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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He hates camping

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.