Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush