What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name