What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager