What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ( )

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar