What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.