Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.