Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

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What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS