Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer