Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.