Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.