Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.