What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.