What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.