What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.