Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.