Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!