What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...