What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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A crowbar.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......