What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.