What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance