Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.