Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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A coconut

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.