What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

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Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"