What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Corvette Jokes More Corvette Jokes

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.