What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.