What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.