What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

E Jokes More E Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers