What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."