What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.