Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants