What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.