What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.