What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels