What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !