What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.