What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore?

One is your mom the other one gets paid more.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.