What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.