What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood