What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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He caught her in a 4-way

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.