What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate