Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.