What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...