What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."