What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

www.AshleyMadison.com

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.