What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!