What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.