What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D