What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.