What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.